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you know you're living in
2006 when:
1) you accidentally
enter your password on a microwave.
2) you haven't played
solitaire with real cards in years
3) thE reaL reason for
not staying in touch with friends is that they
don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look
all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing to button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt
even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list,
& keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this
list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were to
busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled
back up to check that there was no 5
11) &
now you're laughing at your stupidity
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RANDOM THINGS TO DO!
1.At lunchtime,sit in
your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the
intercom,don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time people ask you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put
your garbage can on your desk and lable it "in"
5.Put decaff in the cofee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine additions,switch to espresso.
6.in the memo field of all of your checks write "for sexual favors"
7.Finish
all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8.Don't use any punctuation marks
9.As often as possible,skip
rather than walk.
10.Ask people what sex they are.Laugh after they answer.
11.specify that your drive-through order
is "to go"
12.Sing along at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.Put mosquito
netting around your work area and play a tape of jungle sounds.
15.Five days in advance,tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood
16.Have your friends adress you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.
17.When
the money comes out the ATM,scream"I won,I won,3rd time this week!"
18.When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking
lot screaming"run for your lives,they're loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy we are going to
have to let one of you go.
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At the end of this, you are
asked a question.
Answer it immediately.
Don't stop and think about it.
Just say the first thing
that pops into your mind. Fun
Test...This is kind of spooky!
Amazing test....just
follow the instructions.
Do not go to the next
calculation before you have
finished the previous one.
You do not need to write
or remember the answers,
just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is : 15+6
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+2601
25+52
63+32
I know! Calculations
are hard work but it's nearly
over..
Come on, one more...
123+5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL
AND A COLOR!
Scroll further to the
bottom...
A bit more...
You have just thought
about a red hammer, haven't
you????
If this is not your
answer, you are among 2% of
people who have a different if not abnormal mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer
while doing
this exercise. (i thought of yellow hammer!!)
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